>LONGBOARD models
>>HIGHCAT

DON’T BUY THIS BOARD!
HERE”S WHY:
Way too fast
Way too responsive off the tail.
Way too stable on the nose.
Esthetically incredibly unpleasing.
Connotes and even encourages a risky
and irresponsible lifestyle.
Soon too be made illegal by
constitutional amendment.

Board shown:
(since destroyed by Homeland Security)
9’7 x 3 1/8 18 3/4 x 22 7/8 x 16 1/8

Usually we throw in a seedy old
True Ames Heritage fin.